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FAKE FRIENDS never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS call your parents by their name

FAKE FRIENDS bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we're fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS keep your shit so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS walk right in and say "I’m home!"

FAKE FRIENDS are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Sister drink the rest of that you, know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS will read this.
REAL FRIENDS will steal this, just like I did